Hemal’s Bday Gift

Dear Hemalicious,

..Wow.. I never thought it would be so difficult to write something about you. You are… Oh My God!! Hemal it’s really difficult to write something nice about you. Every time I start a sentence my fingers automatically start typing about the annoying person that you are. And then I still continue. So here it is.

Well I originally wanted to write you a blog about why you’re my best friend and saturate it with all the generic reasons, but I’m not going to do that because you already know why you’re my best friend, duh! If you didn’t, we probably wouldn’t have remained friends all these years. Ten years? Thirteen? I actually have no idea.

To begin with, you are a weird creature with so much of energy that it’s just impossible to make you sit down peacefully without doing or thinking anything. If you, me, Priyanka & Shruti had to be in a room, I can definitely say that Shruti and I can stay quiet but YOU and Priyanka will not be able to shut up even for an entire minute. Like, you’re that restless in life. But nonetheless, your illogical and sometimes extremely wise talks are always too much fun to hear. Gossip is like fuel for you and it’s always fun to do that with you. You can go all out if we have to criticize something or rather someone and that too with negligible guilt feeling. And I have to mention your amazing talking skills. Dude you can like kill with your talks. If someone has to pick a fight with you, they are definitely in store for a lot of TRAAS as they have to hear you talk hysterically in Angrezi using all the vocabulary that you developed right from childhood. Your arrogance and one liner sarcasms are to die for. Yes, I’m actually praising this quality coz it’s fun to see the person at the receiving end be so speechless after listening to you. I know that there is definitely a giving person underneath that selfish, self obsessed and a snobbish Hemal that we all know. You love to walk around with that arrogance on your face with one eyebrow raised so high that it can jump out of the forehead anytime. You can never give a teeth-showing-smiling picture as it’s against your pose-for-photograph etiquettes. I don’t understand what’s with that look..!

On a serious note though, you are quick witted and a fun person to be with. You’re a complete spoilt brat when it comes to being the centre of attraction amongst everyone around and a total sweetheart too. You are blessed with beauty and brains and of course the power of INTUITION. I can rely on your intuitions anytime as you have always been right. As friends for so many years, I guess amongst the 4 of us, you and I have been through all kinds of ups and downs in our friendship and have still maintained it, which for me, is commendable. OK You can’t take the credit alone. You have been there for me through thick and thin and have always supported and respected me and my decisions regardless.

You were my ticket to clubbing always and it was always too much fun to have those amazing night outs with you. Of course, my dad always sent me partying with you solely because we used to highlight that your BIG BROTHER Nijesh and our lovely BHABHI Nidhi are also coming along to keep an eye on us. It would take another blog for me to discuss their babysitting skills. And I cannot complete this blog without mentioning how your MOM always said this one thing with tremendous frustration seeing all if us during those days.. “Ghor Kalyug Che!!” It was always fun to hang around at your place when we had nothing better to do during college. And I also recollect those days when you used to fight with practically everyone at your place you come over to my place and stay until someone came to pick you up again. Yeah, you were such a drama queen. But yes, you have mellowed down a lot and I guess it’s the KUNAL effect on you. Kunal…dude…it’s really commendable how well you tamed your pet. Great work!

Well, I need to end this bloody blog as I can go on and on about you. I just want to thank you for not judging me when I did something really stupid, but also thanks for telling me I was an idiot and probably shouldn’t have done the stupid thing. Thank you for always being honest and for always knowing who I am and reminding me of that when I forget. Thank you for being an amazing annoying person that you are. Yes I still love you in spite of the acquired SoBo feel to your personality.

I can definitely say that no matter how much I love to hate you, but I cannot imagine my small friend circle without you. Cheers to my best friend & best foe of all time and here’s wishing you a very happy 29th birthday!!

Yeah I’m sorry but I had to mention the number for deriving sadistic pleasure. 😛

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